Tuesday, March 6, 2012

For the boys

Seriously..fellas..If I could just make one small request...please..PLEASE pull up your pants...you do not look hot nor sexy..nor do you look cool..you simply look like you're too poor to buy pants that fit...and the ridiculous walk that's required to keep your pants aloft simply looks like you've shit yourself and you're too poor to buy clean pants that fit...so please...don't succumb to gravity..you can fight it...There's help out there with such tools as a belt...or..or suspenders...or PANTS THAT FUCKING FIT!